Oscar's Can of Grouchy Tips

1.  Rent skis and locker Here:

  Vista Bahn Ski Rentals:

  http://www.vistabahnskirentals.com

2.  Get ALL your lift tickets ahead of time, Peaks Pass and the EpicMix RF Tracker - NOW!

http://www.snow.com/epic-pass/passes/epic-4-day.aspx

3.  Ski Blue Sky Basin

4.  Take a crap BEFORE you leave the house...crapping while wearing ski boots sucks!

5.  Eat lunch at Elk Lodge or Chili Shack

6.  Bring your cell phone

7.  Update Facebook & Hash Tag on Twitter all day long

8.  You MUST ski Pepe's Face on way back to Vail Village and go to Los McCarthos-Amigos Après and drink Margaritas by 2:30 - required!

9.  Wear a GoPro

10.  Do your banking here #BankOfLos

11.  Shop here:

Social Calendar
 

Wednesday - Arrival; Dinner @ GasHouse...Rocky Mountain Oysters come as a garnish to any beer left on the table.
 

Thursday - Skiing at Vail; Los Amigos; Dinner by McGlew or GasHouse.
 

Friday - Skiing at Vail; Los Amigos; Dinner & drinks at the Red Lion Inn...reservation at 8PM.
 

Saturday - Skiing at Vail; Los Amigos; Dinner will be TBD; Hold 'Em tournament at the house.
 

Sunday - Los skis again!

Monday - Depart...

 

2017 Line-UP

Mr. Los McCarthos himself!

   HassellHoff - The Hoff knows snow...

Mr. Snow-It-All!

Forlizzi - Derriere

Basilie - a.k.a. Nicholas D. Woodman and owner of Pumpkin Larkspur Restaurant

Dupee - Hello, and Thank You for calling Banana Phone!  Please use your touchtone phone to make your recipe selection...Press 1 for Banana Bread, Press 2 for Banana Muffins, Press 3 for Banana Bonkers.

The Beloved Chaka - everyone's favorite pet

 Belvedere - Robo

Official Pledge Beer

Beaver List

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Condo - SVP! 

Said out but doesn't really mean it

Debono - Song Writer of ChakaCock a One Hit Wonder (turn your speakers on)...gets married and throws in the rope!

Pledge Finley - Response last year was...And I Quote... "Wifey keeps me on a short leash"...he really typed this!

Pledge Froggy - Maybe - Will book his flight at the last minute.....if you're licky.

Couch Boy...Gee, I wonder who he's imitating here....Hhhmmm?

Dorskey - 6'4"  &  Da Da DA Dorkey

Shit Bo - Maybe - Only takes vacation in wine country with his Tuxedo (Ride that pony Bondo)

Beaver Shot Missing

Willy - has a burlap crack